The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 59

“I bought it at the gift shop outside the Narnia exhibit. It was supposed to be dishwasher safe. It used to say, ‘Everything is about to…'”

The single remaining word on the mug read: ‘Change.’

He deposited some loose nickels. They clinked half-heartedly.

“It’s not quite as inspiring is it?” she said.

He nodded. “But more correct,” he said. “I seem to have that effect on things.”