The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 61

He was smaller than average, slower than average, and simpler than average.

But – like most of us – he had more than the average number of feet, more than the average number of hands, and more than the average number of tongues.

He decided this meant he was bound for braver than average places, to do greater than average deeds, and to speak more honorable than average words.

And so – unlike most of us – he did.